Iron Production Rises in Lazarus

[Pergamon]

Iron Production up 112%
Harvest Rises as Well

It is indeed an auspicious time for socialism!

Proving to the world that our Five Year Plan for the Industrialization of Lazarus will bring a remarkable success, a report revealed at The Great Hall of the People by our glorious Chairman shows that the production of iron from Lazarus' mountain regions has risen 129.2% since the pre-revolutionary days, while production of food in the People's Agricultural Communes has driven regional food production up by 67.3%.

"[We] would have to credit our undeniable success to Crapzakistan," declared Milograd, "Who has overseen the conversion of all cookware, while also decisively collectivizing our farms." It is truly a wise and generous leader who shares the glories of the peoples' success with others.

One farmer from a commune just outside The Crimson City declared in the that, "The new upsurge in socialist mass movement has truly brought a tide of reform! We must all thank our vanguards for guiding 
this 
movement
 vigorously,
 warmly, 
and
 systematically,
 and
 not 
acting 
as
 a 
drag
 on 
it."

Of course, the Revolution can always achieve further progress. In a bold declaration, Milograd laid out one area that the Five Year Plan can continue to improve upon: "Cheaper costs for increased increases." Wise words indeed.

Surely the greedy exploitationists of other regions look on in jealousy at what The People have accomplished. One unnamed Imperialist leader was even quoted as saying: "These reds and their miraculous progress break the facade of our web of lies." The great example of Lazarus may even inspire others around the world to take up the red banner.

Credits to Comrade Kazmr

[Shizensky]

It is good to see movement in your populations. Perhaps all regions are more socialist than they like to admit, in that we require the production and activity of our members to survive.

[Pergamon]

You are right, it's about activity somehow

Quote from our Chairman related to this Ed. of the Gazette:

Kazmr thought it'd be funny to write a report totally unrelated to NS, but then I pointed out to him that it actually fit the description for how activity has been in the region as of late. He ended up rolling with it.