Post by texassurferdudes on Nov 18, 2014 10:42:37 GMT
Texas Update
September/October 2014 Edition
Forum
Registered Members: 1,279
Posts: 72,937
Region
Statistics
Nations: 156
Regional Population: 1.544176 trillion
Average Population: 9.898 billion
WA Members: 41
Delegate: NewTexas
Endorsements: 34
Days: 3699 days consecutive [4291 days total]
Regional Happenings
Dead Nations [September, 2014]: 12
Dead Nations [October, 2014]: 15
Arriving Nations [September, 2014]: 22
Arriving Nations [October, 2014]: 13
Bootings [September, 2014]: 1
Bootings [October, 2014]: 0
General Assembly
September, 2014
Individual Working Freedoms: For
Debris Prevention: Against
Nuclear Arms Protocol: Against
Repeal "The Landmine Convention": For
October, 2014
Repeal "Reproductive Freedoms": For
Repeal "The General Patent Charter": For
Rules of Surrender: For
Security Council
September, 2014
Commend Improving Wordiness: For
Liberate The Black Riders: Against
Repeal "Liberate Liberal Haven": Against
Liberate Versutian Federation: Against
October, 2014
Condemn North Korea: Against
Liberate The International Communist Union: For
Repeal "Condemn Durkadurkiranistan II": For
Repeal "Condemn North Korea": For
Condemn Vandoosa: Against
Repeal "Commend Hobbesistan": For
Repeal "Liberate The International Communist Union: For
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The Texas Government
The Governor of Texas: The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas
The Lieutenant Governor of Texas: The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins
The Secretary of Defense of Texas: The Federation of Amandil
The Secretary of State of Texas: The Holy Empire of Richard
The Secretary of World Assembly Affairs of Texas: The No Man's Land of No TV and No Beer
News
Texas survived yet another Zombie Apocalypse with Zero Percent Infection levels. While we did not do as well this year as we did last, Texas numbers were still respectable. The only reason we did not place higher was due to the fact that those above us simply had more nations and thereby a greater population. The Texas Immigration Commission is taking steps to assure that will not be an issue in the future.
Additionally, Texas sent 11 teams to The Islanders Beach Championship in 10000 Islands! Stay tuned next newsletter to see how they did or head on over to the Games right now to see how they are doing. Events are in progress as of the date of this Newsletter.
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You can now identify multiple UFOs flying close together.
Please read the following comments from satisfied customers.
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Finally I can sleep in peace!
Eric S. - New Jersey
I grew up with the fear of alien abduction. I would cower in my bed awaiting the inevitable.
Paralyzed forever in worry about the impregnation of an alien fetus!
They did abduct me several times always probing me and imparting tracking devices under my skin...
Now this product brings me hope. The UFO Detector X-375 should be in every household!
All I need is a phaser from Star Trek or a real light saber so I can defend myself against the aliens.
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Robin L. - Oregon
After my first abduction, I sought out to arm myself with something that would
prevent this from happening to me again. Alas, the UFO Detector X-375. I recommend this product 100%.
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Gullibility Detector?
Jason F. - New Mexico
My friend told me that I should buy a gullibility detector and sent me a link to this product.
I don't know what a gullibility detector is, but he must have sent me the wrong link or something.
Either way, this product rocks! I always knew that aliens HAD to exist.
That they MUST be out there... the existence of this product proves it!
I mean, who would make a UFO Detector X-375 if they knew there were no UFOs, right?
So I'm buying 37 of them to place in strategic locations within my house
(don't worry, all the locations are feng shui, I checked).
I expect I'll start seeing UFOs any day now! (As long as the lizard people don't get me first, anyway.)
Author: Studly Penguins
Major Contributor: Pharaoh Richard
Editor: Big Tex
September/October 2014 Edition
Forum
Registered Members: 1,279
Posts: 72,937
Region
Statistics
Nations: 156
Regional Population: 1.544176 trillion
Average Population: 9.898 billion
WA Members: 41
Delegate: NewTexas
Endorsements: 34
Days: 3699 days consecutive [4291 days total]
Regional Happenings
Dead Nations [September, 2014]: 12
Dead Nations [October, 2014]: 15
Arriving Nations [September, 2014]: 22
Arriving Nations [October, 2014]: 13
Bootings [September, 2014]: 1
Bootings [October, 2014]: 0
General Assembly
September, 2014
Individual Working Freedoms: For
Debris Prevention: Against
Nuclear Arms Protocol: Against
Repeal "The Landmine Convention": For
October, 2014
Repeal "Reproductive Freedoms": For
Repeal "The General Patent Charter": For
Rules of Surrender: For
Security Council
September, 2014
Commend Improving Wordiness: For
Liberate The Black Riders: Against
Repeal "Liberate Liberal Haven": Against
Liberate Versutian Federation: Against
October, 2014
Condemn North Korea: Against
Liberate The International Communist Union: For
Repeal "Condemn Durkadurkiranistan II": For
Repeal "Condemn North Korea": For
Condemn Vandoosa: Against
Repeal "Commend Hobbesistan": For
Repeal "Liberate The International Communist Union: For
Visit Us
Region: nationstates.net/region=Texas
Texas Forum: invisionfree.com/forums/Texas
Texas Map: texasregion.net/Maps
NSDossier Tools: nsdossier.texasregion.net
Texas Newsletter Archives: texasregion.net/Newsletters
The Texas Government
The Governor of Texas: The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas
The Lieutenant Governor of Texas: The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins
The Secretary of Defense of Texas: The Federation of Amandil
The Secretary of State of Texas: The Holy Empire of Richard
The Secretary of World Assembly Affairs of Texas: The No Man's Land of No TV and No Beer
News
Texas survived yet another Zombie Apocalypse with Zero Percent Infection levels. While we did not do as well this year as we did last, Texas numbers were still respectable. The only reason we did not place higher was due to the fact that those above us simply had more nations and thereby a greater population. The Texas Immigration Commission is taking steps to assure that will not be an issue in the future.
Additionally, Texas sent 11 teams to The Islanders Beach Championship in 10000 Islands! Stay tuned next newsletter to see how they did or head on over to the Games right now to see how they are doing. Events are in progress as of the date of this Newsletter.
Advertisement
Now Available! The UFO Detector X-375
The X-375 is updated with the latest technology, allowing for accurate detection.
This new and improved version has an increased detection radius of 1500 meters.
You can now identify multiple UFOs flying close together.
Please read the following comments from satisfied customers.
--------------------------------------
Finally I can sleep in peace!
Eric S. - New Jersey
I grew up with the fear of alien abduction. I would cower in my bed awaiting the inevitable.
Paralyzed forever in worry about the impregnation of an alien fetus!
They did abduct me several times always probing me and imparting tracking devices under my skin...
Now this product brings me hope. The UFO Detector X-375 should be in every household!
All I need is a phaser from Star Trek or a real light saber so I can defend myself against the aliens.
--------------------------------------
Satisfied Customer
Robin L. - Oregon
After my first abduction, I sought out to arm myself with something that would
prevent this from happening to me again. Alas, the UFO Detector X-375. I recommend this product 100%.
--------------------------------------
Gullibility Detector?
Jason F. - New Mexico
My friend told me that I should buy a gullibility detector and sent me a link to this product.
I don't know what a gullibility detector is, but he must have sent me the wrong link or something.
Either way, this product rocks! I always knew that aliens HAD to exist.
That they MUST be out there... the existence of this product proves it!
I mean, who would make a UFO Detector X-375 if they knew there were no UFOs, right?
So I'm buying 37 of them to place in strategic locations within my house
(don't worry, all the locations are feng shui, I checked).
I expect I'll start seeing UFOs any day now! (As long as the lizard people don't get me first, anyway.)
Author: Studly Penguins
Major Contributor: Pharaoh Richard
Editor: Big Tex