Post by Saeturn Valerius on Dec 1, 2013 19:41:04 GMT
Spiritus Foreign Update: The “Spiritus can into update?” edition.
The Government of Spiritus
President: Wuufu
Vice President: Tim
Minister of Culture: Wuufu
Deputy Minister of Culture: Vacant
Minister of Defense: Karputsk
Deputy Minister of Defense: Leutheria
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Tim
Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs: The Saturnian Republic
Minister of Information: Horse
Deputy Minister of Information: Vacant
Minister of Integration: Toms
Deputy Minister of Integration: Vacant
Minister of World Assembly Affairs: The Salaxalans
Deputy Minister of World Assembly Affairs: Charax
Minister Without Portfolio: Charax
Regional Assembly
Speaker Pro Tempore / Representative: Toms
Representative: Sovreignry
Representative: Charax
Representative: Horse
Representative: The Saturnian Republic
Representative: Butterspring
Representative: Leutheria
Supreme Court
Chief Justice: The Salaxalans
Associate Justice: Isidor C Anumia
Associate Justice: Ceardia
Leutheria and all her evil non hugieness becomes new MoD.
After long time member Karputsk has gone incredibly inactive (at the time of this article, he has not been online for 19 days, and has not posted this month at all), many members of Spiritus were wondering: Who is going to lead the SDF?. This question was a hard one to answer, with so many experienced members in the region (Tim, The Saturnian Republic, etc), the question was hard to answer. Wuufu deliberated on his choice, and he eventually made his decision. Leutheria, the non hugger, was appointed the Deputy Minister of Defense on November 18th. Because of Karp’s inactivity, she now leads the SDF.
Here is the short (and rather funny interview) I had with her.
<Horse>: So, how does it feel to lead the SDF now?
<Leutheria>: I haven't really lead it much yet... >.>
<Horse>: Ok, rather how does it feel to be the head of the military?
<Leutheria>: I haven't really done it yet >.>
<Horse>: Ok
<Horse>: Next question
<Horse>: What are your plans involving the military?
<Leutheria>: Urrr... >.>
<Leutheria>: SEKRETS
<Horse>: (you can bullschnikes if you want)
<Horse>: Or that
<Leutheria>:
<Leutheria>: well, it's obviously staying defender
<Horse>: I was expecting that to be much longer, so I guess that's all
<Horse>: I expected it to stay defender
<Leutheria>:
<Leutheria>: sorry
<Horse>: It's cool
Our sincerest congratulations go out to her, and may she lead the SDF to glory!
The ebul tea drinkers invade Spiritus for a State visit, crumpets will be shared.
As of November 16th, our friends from across the big pond decided to come down and visit us Spiritans. The visit lasted all week, and much fun was had. Whether it was the RP we had on the forums, the Grooveshark night where we found that anime and soviet songs go rather good together, or our game night, where it was Man VS Man, Man VS Woman, and Man VS Horse. The party is still going on in chat, and you are welcome to join! Hopefully, relations keep going strong, as Spiritus has been invited to The British Isles winter festival. A basket of potatoes will be sent to the British Isles as a gift, and hopefully be made into some chips for Fish and Chips.
Wow. Many laws. Such new; 4 new proposed laws being debated
This month seems to be the month of the amendment. People born in this month are people who want change, great writers, and people who, for some reason, like the toilet paper facing down (those heathens). These laws were authored by Salaxalans(with the help of many citizens), Charax,Ceardia, and The Saturnian Republic. Ceardia’s bill deals with simply the term citizens of Spiritus and what they will be called, Charax’s bill is dealing with elected delegates, Sal’s bill is trying to add another piece to the government and renames the Regional Assembly to the Senate, and finally The Saturnian Republic's bill, which is defining election fraud and adding it as a crime. The Regional Assembly would become the Senate, while a new board would be elected into the new RA. We will keep you all updated on these bills, and whether these pass, fail, or never make it to a vote. Stay tuned, and watch the madness unfold!
Thoughts on the new laws by Citizens:
<Horse>: What are your thoughts on the new laws being proposed in Spiritus?
<Anonymous>: Will this be anonymous?
<Horse>: If you want it to be, it will be
<Anonymous>: Yes, anonymous
<Horse>: Then it will be
<Horse>: The logs will be posted, just your name will be cut out
<Anonymous>: The code of criminal law act: I admire the reason for its proposal but it's basically useless, as everything it covers is already in the code.
<Anonymous>: The Legislative restructuring act was interesting, but not necessary and it won't pass.
<Anonymous>: And the WA delegate amendment act I personally am not a fan of but it /might/ pass if it has a enough support. Which it currently doesn't have although that may change
<Anonymous>: Anything else?
<Horse>: Other than the name one
<Horse>: No
<Anonymous>: Alright, any other questions?
<Horse>: Nope
<Horse>: So, in Spiritus, what are your thoughts on the new laws being proposed
<Dawsinian>: Which ones?
<Horse>: Any one/All
<Dawsinian>: There's like seven.
<Dawsinian>: Legislative Restructuring Act is a really err... difficult law.
<Dawsinian>: I feel like it won't work, at all.
<Dawsinian>: I like the WA Delegation Act.... I've supported it for a while.
<Dawsinian>: What's the third one?
<Horse>: There are 4
<Horse>: The other one is the name
<Horse>: *The other two are
<Horse>: The second one is the criminal code
<Dawsinian>: I support the Criminal Code.
<Dawsinian>: And the last one?
<Horse>: The only other one is the name one
<Dawsinian>: Demonym Act?
Horse nods
<Dawsinian>: I support it as well.
<Horse>: Ok, cool
<Horse>: Now, do you want this private, or public (meaning your name is posted)
<Dawsinian>: Ehhh, what the hell... Public.
<Dawsinian>: Which ones?
<Horse>: Any one/All
<Dawsinian>: There's like seven.
<Dawsinian>: Legislative Restructuring Act is a really err... difficult law.
<Dawsinian>: I feel like it won't work, at all.
<Dawsinian>: I like the WA Delegation Act.... I've supported it for a while.
<Dawsinian>: What's the third one?
<Horse>: There are 4
<Horse>: The other one is the name
<Horse>: *The other two are
<Horse>: The second one is the criminal code
<Dawsinian>: I support the Criminal Code.
<Dawsinian>: And the last one?
<Horse>: The only other one is the name one
<Dawsinian>: Demonym Act?
Horse nods
<Dawsinian>: I support it as well.
<Horse>: Ok, cool
<Horse>: Now, do you want this private, or public (meaning your name is posted)
<Dawsinian>: Ehhh, what the hell... Public.
<Horse>: So, what are your thoughts on the new laws?
<Anonymous>: Haven't looked at them yet, gimme a moment.
<Horse>: OK
<Anonymous>: I'm such a good citizen
<Horse>: And this will be posted in the FA update, so do you want these public or private?
<Anonymous>: I'm sorry?
<Horse>: Do you want your name posted in the logs or not?
<Anonymous>: No.
<Horse>: Ok, so they will be left out
<Anonymous>: Mostly because no comment.
<Horse>: Ah
<Anonymous>: I see a single new law that really has no effect on our government.
<Anonymous>: Haven't looked at them yet, gimme a moment.
<Horse>: OK
<Anonymous>: I'm such a good citizen
<Horse>: And this will be posted in the FA update, so do you want these public or private?
<Anonymous>: I'm sorry?
<Horse>: Do you want your name posted in the logs or not?
<Anonymous>: No.
<Horse>: Ok, so they will be left out
<Anonymous>: Mostly because no comment.
<Horse>: Ah
<Anonymous>: I see a single new law that really has no effect on our government.
New Spitius press article to be started by the equestrian minister.
After taking office recently, the new Minister of Information will be doing a weekly article, interviewing citizens weekly, on different questions. Whether it be just a general “What’s going on?”, to “What are you planning to do?”, these will be asked, and hopefully answered in either hilarious or serious answers (because we can’t handle both at the same time). The new article is going to try and have new questions every week, with at least the same general base questions “Why did you come here, where is your name from, etc”. New articles will be added hopefully, and the Spiritus press will be back up and running. Hopefully not literally, because that would be terrifying.
<Reon>: Know... You should definitely be pregnant with my baby,,,
<Reon>: But I don't believe you... Causing mass scandal...
<Reon>: And I accuse you of cheating on me very publicly.
<Chrinthanium>: It's not scandal if it is true
<Chrinthanium>: I don't cheat
<Chrinthanium>: You ain't put a ring on my fingeh yet
Chrinthanium cocks his head
<Reon>: Boy! You were mine! We were together!
<Reon>: I gave up things for you!
<Chrinthanium>: What you give up? Flinstone Vitamins?
<Reon>: I gave up my mother! She always hated you!
<Chrinthanium>: Errybody hates me cause I'm so damn perfect
<Chrinthanium>: Imma raise this kid to be a born again Christian just to tick you off
<Reon>: No! You can't raise a born again!
<Reon>: What is this!
<Chrinthanium>: Talk to the hand
*** TSR|Cat is now known as TSR|Away
Chrinthanium flashes the palm of his hand towards Reon
Reon bites the hand.
<Chrinthanium>: Don't be tryin to woo me bak
<Chrinthanium>: *back
<Nox>: What. the. frak.
<Chrinthanium>: I only hit ya cause I love ya
<Reon>: T.T
<Reon>: I hate you!
<Reon>: That's not my baby!
<Nox>: I feel like I'm being watched
<Reon>: You fuc*in' cheated with fuc*in' Joseph!
<Reon>: What the fuc* does he have that I don't?
<Chrinthanium>:
<Tammy>: [ Dr. Evil "Riiiiight" - YouTube ] - www.youtube.com
*** Nox is now known as Fucking_Joseph
<Reon>: I could come and watch you, Nox.
<Fucking_Joseph>: I got a big dick, that's what
<Reon>: Fuc* you, Joseph!
<Chrinthanium>: Psh
<Reon>: You ain't got shi*!
<Chrinthanium>: Joseph ain't got nothin I want
<Fucking_Joseph>: That ain't what you said last month, lover
<Reon>: Then why'd you fuc*in' cheat with him?
<Chrinthanium>: I didn't cheat with him
<Reon>: If he ain't got nothing you want?
<Chrinthanium>: He just wants me so bad he made all that up
<Chrinthanium>: I couldn't be with a black man
<Chrinthanium>: You know I iz racist
<Reon>: Then why you carrying his baby?!
<Chrinthanium>: I ain't
<Chrinthanium>: It's yours, you just don't wanna own up to it
Chrinthanium cries
<Reon>: How could you've gotten pregnant then? I was out on a fuc*in' business trip when you got pregnant!
<Chrinthanium>: Remember the night you left? That night... that's when it happened
<Chrinthanium>: You wanted me to "remember what I'd be missin'"
*** Fucking_Joseph is now known as Nox|OOC
<Nox|OOC>: this is freakin hilarious
<Reon>: Apparently it didn't fuc*in' work! I found Joseph's underwear in our house! With the fuzzy cuffs!
*** Nox|OOC is now known as Fucking_Joseph
<Chrinthanium>: Cause Joseph wanted to do that karaoke DJ he was hitting on
<Chrinthanium>: ANd he couldn't go home cause his mom and dad would've flipped
<Chrinthanium>: So I said he could use the basement
<Fucking_Joseph>: That was a fun night
*** Horse is now known as Jerry_Springer
<Jerry_Springer>: JERRY
<Jerry_Springer>: JERRY
<Chrinthanium>: FUc*, Reon
<Jerry_Springer>: JERRY
<Jerry_Springer>: Chrin....
<Jerry_Springer>: You ARE the father
<Chrinthanium>: Remember, we sang our song that night at Karaoke? You were off key? We got a tad drunk
<Chrinthanium>: Our Song:
<Tammy>: [ Happy Together - Turtles - YouTube ] - www.youtube.com
<Reon>: Yeah, I remember that night baby... I remember that night!
*** Jerry_Springer is now known as Horse
<Chrinthanium>: Baby, I love you!
<Chrinthanium>: This is your child
<Chrinthanium>: He even has your glasses
<Reon>: Them ain't my glasses! Those are rounds! You know I only do squares!
<Chrinthanium>: Round glasses run in my family
<Chrinthanium>: BUt that ain't round
<Chrinthanium>: It's oval
<Chrinthanium>: Can't get oval unless you mix square and round
<Reon>: Oh baby...
+++ ChanServ has given op to Wuufu
<Reon>: Fuc* it! I'll take care of the baby! Even if it ain't mine!
<Wuufu>: What?
+++ Wuufu has given voice to Chanku
<Chrinthanium>: YOu don't remember the song we conceived to, either
<Horse>: Wuufu shhh
<Horse>: It's dinner and a show
<Chrinthanium>:
<Tammy>: [ Jefferson Airplane -White Rabbit- - YouTube ] - www.youtube.com
Wuufu nods
<Reon>: Oh baby... I'm sorry...
<Reon>: It is mine!
<Reon>: I should have known..
Reon starts openly crying.
Chrinthanium runs over and wraps himself around Reon
<Chrinthanium>: [/white trash theater]
Moving out of the stone ages and the use of Quipu: Spiritus to now track WA stats and other things by text.
This month, one of the new citizens, Libertarian Librarians, proposed like another region, Global Right Alliance, that we track how citizens rank in the WA, and track their rise and fall in the rankings. This system will use colors to indicate whether someone rose, fell, or stayed in the same place (if that happens, the end time’s have clearly begun *nods*). This system, will hopefully, get more citizens involved in the region, and keep the juggernaut of activity that is Spiritus up and running. Our sincerest thank you goes out to LibLib (their chat name, which we rather like), and hopes that they will continue be a new force for activity.
Horse’s thingymabob of the week: A new FPS game that I recently found.
A few days ago, Horse was going through youtube, watching my videos as usual, when I(Horse) spotted a Let’s Play for a game I had never seen. It had a simple color scheme, simple graphics, etc. I thought to myself “Let’s watch this and good a good laugh at how horrible this is.” After watching the video, I now know why the term “Never judge a book by it’s cover.” exists. While this game IS rather simplistic in design, it’s twist, better then any M.night shyamalan movie (seriously, allergic to water?) has ever come up with. Time only moves when YOU move. In other words, if you shoot your gun, and never move, your bullet just stays there, suspended in space, giving a big middle finger to gravity. This game will keep you entertained for hours, and is EXTREMELY fun. The link for the game will be provided below, and we hope you have a GREAT time playing it.
Enjoy
.superhotgame.com/
Written by Horse.
Issues found by Ceardia, The Saturnian Republic, and Salaxalans.
Comments idea suggested by The Saturnian Republic.
